Friday, December 05, 2008

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English





1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate.

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH .


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College..


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software.
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6 ) U can find tea in teacup.. But cannot find world in world cup.
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7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard..




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